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COMIC REVIEWS FOR THE MONTH OF: FEBRUARY 2011
  MISSION #1
Writers: Jon Hoeber & Erich Hoeber
Artist: Werther Dell’edera
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Image Comics   Shipped On: 022311
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
IMAGE'S SYNOPSIS:
Paul, an average working guy, finds his life upended when he's approached by a mysterious figure who tells him he's been chosen for a mission in the battle between good and evil-the mission is murder. Is it real or is Paul losing his mind? Written by JON HOEBER & ERICH HOEBER (Red, Battleship), produced by ALISA TAGER (Serenity) and MARG GUGGENHEIM (No Ordinary Family), with art by WERTHER DELL'EDERA (Dark Entries, Loveless) and colors by ARIANNA FLOREAN. mega blockbuster story filled with classic Kirby monsters, heart-stopping revelations and over-the-top action!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
In the last three or four months or so I’ve read a surprising amount of really well done psychological-thrillers, which would seem to be a rarity for comic books. I mean, for a medium that favors tights and masks to thought-provoking yarns involving mystery, suspense, and characterization, it’s an extremely nice change of pace. “The Mission” is just that, a suspenseful mystery, a true experiment in characterization, as its main character navigates the treacherous waters of ‘divine intervention’ even if it’s a dark and twisted take on a ‘mission from God’.

Paul Haskell is approached in a darkened parking garage by a man calling himself Gabriel. Gabriel explains to Paul that he’s been selected for a ‘mission’ of great importance, inducting the young man into an ongoing struggle between good and evil. Gabriel wants Paul to kill a man, a man supposedly capable of great evil, and this doesn’t sit well with Paul, who, being of somewhat sound mind (maybe), shrugs the older man off. Then things start to get a little creepy.

Paul begins to follow the man, trying to get a handle on what it is that this guy, Neal Corman, has done to deserve execution. There’re some twists along the way, things not always being as they seem and all, but by the book’s end there’s definitive proof as to who the bad guy is. It’s an effective story that’s paced extremely well, and interesting as hell to boot. I would liken it to “Killer of Demons”, but where that series played the potential psychological trauma for laughs, here the Hoeber brothers create a deathly serious tone, a tone that resonates with this reader in a great number of ways.

Werther Dell’edera has a style that one might, at first glance, write off as ‘simple’. It’s has a clean look, without sacrificing detail or grit. His characters are recognizable, emotive, and the atmosphere and environment he’s created around them jibes with the world we know. This isn’t a book where the good guys fly in at the last second to save the day; the characters must deal with the consequences of their actions and they know it, and it’s readable on their faces. I admire an artist that can tell a story without over-stylizing their contribution, and Dell’edera is that sort of an artist.

Like I said, I’ve had the good fortune to read an almost overwhelming number of clever, well done psychological thrillers in comic book form over the last few months. I’m thankful for creators that step outside the comfort zone of capes and cowls, creators that experiment with the medium and offer readers something DIFFERENT. I sincerely hope that many of you will check out “The Mission”, as it’s an enthralling read capable of calling into question just how far one would be willing to go for their God, if there is a God, or if we’re all just a little mad.
  ASTONISHING X-MEN #36
Writer: Daniel Way
Artist: Jason Pearson
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 022311
MSRP: $3.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
"MONSTROUS," PART 1, Not all monsters are easy to spot -- some of them live among us, undetected or long forgotten. Some of them live inside us, in the dark corners of our hearts, feeding on our secret fears of loss. But in the Marvel Universe, most of them live on Monster Island. Or, at least, they did. A mysterious exodus is underway; monsters spilling onto nearby shores - with catastrophic results - and it falls upon a small group of X-Men to both save the population from destruction and to solve an imposing riddle: What are monsters afraid of? New series writer Daniel Way (Deadpool) is joined by superstar artist Jason Pearson to bring you a widescreen, mega blockbuster story filled with classic Kirby monsters, heart-stopping revelations and over-the-top action!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
The anchor of this perpetually late-shipping title, for me at least, has always been Armor, as this is the only title in which she’s prominently featured. Armor, or Hisako, also seems to be the lynchpin around which Daniel Way’s first foray into the ‘Astonishing’ world of Marvel’s merry mutants revolves. After all, it was the death of her family that lends cause to the X-Men to take the trip to Japan, putting them in dangerous proximity to Monster Island…and we all know how much giant monsters love to eat Japanese (GET IT?!).

While training in the Danger Room, Armor receives a devastating phone call from her father. Her mother and brother have been killed, and she needs to return home for the service. The X-Men, Cyclops, Emma, and Wolverine, offer to accompany her on her trip home, with Wolverine uttering the ever-present “The X-Men are a family” schpeal. While all of this is happening, the Roxxon Corporation has enlisted the services of Mentallo to chaperone their excursion of Monster Island. Things don’t go as well as planned, and soon the monsters of Monster Island find themselves under control of Mentallo’s mental abilities. Can you see where all this is going?!

Jason Pearson is an extremely under-utilized talent. I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve seen from him, and his X-Men work is no different. I feel as though there’s a certain cartoony-innocence to his characters, and yet he pulls no punches when it comes to the extremes that go hand in hand with a story about giant monsters. People die, and it ain’t pretty, or cartoony-innocent. Violence and aesthetics rarely go hand in hand, and while the story IS just getting started, it isn’t hard to imagine the types of intense scenes that have yet to show up. But I can’t wait!

Say what you want about Daniel Way, he’s a hit or miss guy in a lot of people’s eyes. I’ve enjoyed a great deal of his work at Marvel, and as one of the creators responsible for Hit-Monkey, he’s earned his place in my heart for the foreseeable future. I’m glad to see him step up to one of the more popular, albeit maligned X-Men titles. I’ve also seen announcements that Christos Gage will be following up this run with one of his own, so I’m not going to get attached to the latest creative dream-team. I guess I’ll just have to enjoy it for what it is, and then wait for Way/Pearson to pop back on my radar on another title. No worries.
  FANTASTIC FOUR #588
Writer: Jonathan Hickman
Artists: Nick Dragotta and Mark Brooks
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 022311
MSRP: $3.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
Following the death of XXXXXXXX, we spend a month?seeing how the remaining members of the Fantastic Four, the extended family, other heroes, and prominent villains react to the loss of this legendary hero. It's the epilogue to THREE: A Month of Mourning. PLUS: The Amazing Spider-Man consoles Franklin Richards in a second all-new tale!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
Us fans, we think we’ve got everything figured out when it comes to ‘death and comics’. I sure thought I did. Going into “Fantastic Four” #588, I expected certain beats to be hit, and while for the most part they were, I have to say that we’re only two months into the new year and I may have found what amounts to be the most perfect comic-reading experience I’ve had in a long, LONG time. Maybe it’s the icy, cool feel of the book. Detached from the title’s typical style of wordy, one ups-manship and mind games, Hickman instead took readers in a decidedly different direction.

Remember when Marvel, every once in a while, would issue “Nuff’ Said” issues of books in which there were no words, no text boxes, speech bubbles, or thought balloons. It was simply a writer’s work interpreted by an artist without assistance from the written word to convey what was happening. It wasn’t incredibly popular, although everyone can tell you they remember the effectiveness of the “Silent Issue” of “G.I. Joe”, so ‘why’ it didn’t catch on, I’ll never be able to tell you. What I can say is here, in the instance of “Fantastic Four” #588, the ‘Nuff’ Said’ style of Marvel’s story-telling is without peer.

There was more raw emotion packed into each panel than I ever imagined possible. The characters’ fury was felt emanating from the illustrations; words wouldn’t have been able to convey their pain more clearly. When a story peaks with the death of a character, the following issue is typically one of somber remembrance, where fans and friends can say their own version of ‘Good-bye’. Hickman, again, employs a rather different tactic, choosing instead to cover a month of time between the passing of Johnny Storm and the next chapter in the saga of Marvel’s first family.

All the beats I would have expected are there, however none of them are as easily weeded out or as obtuse as its predecessors. Gone are the long, heart-felt, wishy-washy good bye speeches. A characters wake handled in two-pages, a funeral in three? It may sound distasteful, but rather dwelling on the spectacle of tradition, Hickman opted to move the story forward, allowing everyone to grieve in their own way.

That’s what the issue is really all about, the grief felt by the loss of someone incredibly close to you. Each member of the group goes through different stages of grief and misery. Sue shuts herself off from everyone. The children plot revenge. Ben blows off some steam thanks to sparring partners Thor and Hulk. And although his loss is every bit as emotional as the others it’s Reed whom we see dealing with the brunt of the burden of his Brother-in-Law’s death. Looking Annihilus right in the eyes as the villain taunts him with Johnny’s tattered uniform, the metaphorical impotence he’s forced to endure realizing that one truly cannot ‘fix everything’.

Aside from the hauntingly beautiful cover by Alan Davis, the issue is a visual spectacular. Nick Dragotta may be one of my favorite FF artists after only one issue. His style perfectly captures the old-school cool of the book, the spirit and energy of the title’s creators is flowing through his lines. His is a perfect touch to book-end the series with. Paul Mounts is a name I’ve quickly come to be familiar with, and it makes sense, the guy does great work. The short back-up, a heart-felt conversation between Spider-Man and Franklin Richards was both bitter and sweet, as one is just a young boy who’s lost his Uncle, and the other is a man who once walked a very similar path.

The SPIRIT of Jonathan Hickman’s work is immense, and as such I look forward to the continuation of these stories in the upcoming “FF” when it debuts, well, whenever that is. Say what you want about stunt-deaths in comics, and the use of these characters to pimp product-lines, or boost sales when creators bump one off. I don’t care. Jonathan Hickman put the story ahead of the characters, put the story ahead of the fans, and barreled his way through with alarming precision. My hat is off to the boy for crafting what might be one of the most hauntingly beautiful comic books about death and super-heroics I’ve ever been privy too. Thanks.
  JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #54
Writer: James Robinson
Artist: Brett Booth
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: DC Comics   Shipped On: 021611
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
DC'S SYNOPSIS:
"The Rise of Eclipso" begins here as the dark energies that have surrounded Earth are harnessed once more to usher in the great Lord of Darkness! And it looks like the corruption of all mankind starts with the members of the Justice League! When things go dark, which teammate poses the greatest threat to mankind - Obsidian or Jade?
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
Beware Eclipso! Or, I mean, that’s what I think the lesson of this story is. While the cover would have one believe that this is, yet again, another throw down between the League and the two-tone super villain, it is, instead, an exercise in team-building, only this time it’s the bad guys that are putting a team together. I think. I mean, it’s clear that Eclipso has SOMETHING up his sleeve, but as to what it is, I have no idea. For the first time since taking over DC’s Flagship Superteam, I feel that Jim Rob may have hit his stride. That’s not to say the book isn’t without its faults, but they’re much more manageable, at least at this stage of the story.

SO…Eclipso…yeah, he’s a d!ck. Apparently he’s been a d!ck forever, or however long guys like him hang around attempting to do whatever bad $#!t it is they’re attempting to do. He finally gets the better of his previous host, some dude, and I mean really, what ARE you doing visiting Diablo Island if THAT’S where your body was taken over by some ageless evil-doer? Once he’s taken control of his host’s body, Eclipso sets off to assemble a force for BAD the like’s of which no one’s ever seen before. Some of his targets include an Indian guy that turns into a Raven; the Shade, from Jim Rob’s “Starman”; Cthulu, er, some obscure DC villain INSPIRED BY Cthulu; and a few other surprises.

It’s an interesting Anti-League, but I’m not sure exactly where it’s headed. Especially after the last-page revelation touting Eclipso’s final selection, I mean, how does he/she fit in?! Anyway, by the time I had finished with this issue I was interested in where all of this is headed, which is pretty impressive considering my long track record of disliking Jim Rob’s stuff. It’s almost a principle with me, “Jim Rob? No, thanks!” This, after however many issues, finally feels like he’s moving forward with stories featuring his League of Replacement Heroes, as opposed to justifying their existence by lining them up with their predecessors.

Brett Booth wasn’t my favorite Image artist as a kid, but he’s definitely maintained his ability to tell an exciting story through penciled pages. His work exudes energy, always an important factor, especially when the story has so little to offer other than exposition. There’s very little action in this issue yet Booth keeps the momentum going from page to page, a task far more difficult than one would expect. I know reviewers aren’t supposed to maintain a bias against creators, and I try not to, however the pretty pictures go a long way toward carrying Jim Rob’s (slightly less) convoluted “JLA”.
  HAWKEYE: BLIND SPOT #1 (OF 4)
Writer: Jim McCann
Artist: Paco Diaz
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 021611
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
Get it here: the past, present and future of the world's greatest archer set to star in the upcoming Marvel Studios' The Avengers movie! Hawkeye is left blindsided after the events of WIDOWMAKER, with a new vision of the world around him and, in order to move forward with his new life, he must first?re-examine how it all began. All new era for the Avenging Archer begins here, as the acclaimed team of Jim McCann and David Lopez bring you a Clint Barton you've never seen before.
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
You gotta hand it to a creator that finds a character that he/she is passionate about and sticks with them, even when editorial is constantly shifting your titles and creative teams around. Jim McCann, whose series “Hawkeye and Mockingbird” lit my world on fire shortly before it was $#!t-canned, if only I’d jumped on the bandwagon sooner, and later was one-quarter of the creative team behind the “WidowMaker” storyline, is BACK and this time he’s dealing with fall out from a blow to the archery-Avenger’s head suffered during the last mini-series.

When you’re a ‘super’ hero whose only real ability is one that was learned, not some sort of bass-ackward accident or science experiment, it can be a truly gut-wrenching experience to discover that you’re losing your skills. In Hawkeye’s case, as an archer, the traumatic blow to the head experienced in the final issue of “Widowmaker” has resulted in escalating visual impairment. It’s not his eyes that are in trouble, but rather the portion of his brain that processes visual imagery. What’s the problem, you may ask; this IS the universe of the impossible, where people forge themselves artificial, robotic, or alien limbs and replacement body parts ad nauseum. While this is all true, and that’s not to mention the mutants with the ability to heal people just by touching them, Hawkeye’s is not necessarily a problem that’s so easily swept under the rug.

There’s a shady plot afoot, as there most always is, and it involves a second, more gifted archer trained by the same guy who taught Clint how to shoot. This second, red-clad archer murders Clint’s former mentor, as a message, while in the employ of a fearsome foe whom Clint has gone head to head with before. I don’t want to spoil anything, but if you’re a fan of Hawkeye’s days in “Thunderbolts”, you should be pretty stoked for what you find in here. I can’t say that I’m surprised by the identity of the Crimson Archer (just my name for him, not the book’s), that is, if it is whom I believe it to be. However, it’s not really central to the plot, and therefore simply a device to move the story forward; there’s no way it will be as big a let-down as the identity of Ronin in “Widowmaker”, believe me.

Paco Diaz might be the most talented of Jim McCann’s partner’s in this ongoing saga of Clint Barton’s. Miguel Lopez solidified a feel, but Diaz, and his colorist Tomeu Morey, really manage to establish their own look, their own take on what this sort of a book should look like. I find it most easily compared to Scott Kolins work on “The Avengers” with Geoff Johns, although it has an identity all its own. I can’t wait to see more from this exciting visual team, and with only three issues to go in “Hawkeye: Blindspot” I hope they have their next gig already picked out!
  CHARISMAGIC #0
Writer: Vince Hernandez
Artist: Khary Randolph
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Aspen Comics   Shipped On: 020911
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
ASPEN'S SYNOPSIS:
Everything you know about magic will...vanish. Enter Hank Medley, a Las Vegas magician at the top of his game. For Hank, everything comes easy: women, fame, and definitely fortune. However, "Hank the Magnificent" soon realizes that in Sin City, your luck can change at the drop of a hat -- or wand, in his case. Powerful forces of magic once banished from our reality have returned, and Hank is about to step into a world where the wonders of magic have not only come back, but are even flourishing! However, with some of these newly arrived beings intent on vengeance for deeds done to them in the past, will Hank be able to survive this new landscape of reality - and magic?
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
It’s been a long standing tradition for Aspen to release a preview ‘Zero’ issue for a majority of their titles to help induct new readership as well as influence retail ordering. Some of these books are extremely effective, such as “Dellec” or “Lady Mechanika”, and others, like “Charismagic” are trading on the idea that “Once you pop, you can’t stop.” What I’m trying to say, by way of Pringles jingles, is that ‘hooking’ readers with a $1.99 price tag for a twelve-page preview is much more difficult than it may seem, especially when the burden of exposition is as heavy as it is in “Charismagic”.

The reason that the “Lady Mechanika” Zero-issue was so effective is because it didn’t attempt to fill the reader’s head with the character’s entire history in half a comic, but rather offered an enticing glimpse into the world of that character without beating readers over the head with too much too soon. “Charismagic” takes the opposite route, hoping that readers will find themselves enthralled in the history of the story’s antagonist, which is all explained in flashback, as the protagonist gabs on and on and on…ad nauseum.

The art is pretty, but there’s little substance. There’s a lot of visually exciting stuff, but none of it is entirely relevant to what’s happening in the ‘now’ of the story. I’d have loved to learn all about why this Samsun is such a threat to the world around us, but I’d have preferred to be informed along the journey, not all at once before it’s even begun. When I compare this, and it’s almost impossible not to, to 12-Gauge’s recently launched magic and mysticism series, “Magus”, well, there’s little comparison. In “Magus” magic is coming back to the real world, while in “Charismagic” magic is coming back to the real world, however, in “Magus” the story is unfolding in a natural, interesting way. “Charismagic” attempts to goad readers into giving the series a shot without entirely knowing why.

I’d have been entirely content to enjoy this book purely for the surface-level stuff that’s going on. The art, like I said, is pretty, and beyond that I imagine there’s an interesting enough story around here somewhere, but I’m beyond the need for a truckload of exposition up front. Give me a clever, well-paced book that offers substance over style, which this is unfortunately not. Of course, the benefit of the doubt being what it is, this IS only a mere preview of what one should expect, so don’t think I’m $#!tting on this simply to do so. Chances are I’ll check out the next issue, but if the story doesn’t grab me, in an ADULT way, chances are better that I’ll see to it that it disappears from my pull list.
  CINDERELLA FABLES ARE FOREVER #1 (OF 6)
Writer: Chris Roberson
Artist: Shawn McManus
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: DC/Vertigo Comics   Shipped On: 020911
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
DC/VERTIGO'S SYNOPSIS:
Someone is killing sorcerers out on the Farm, and all signs point to Cinderella's archnemesis from the old days. The only problem is, Cinderella has always believed that her nemesis has been dead for years. So who is the assassin from Cinderella's past - the only person who ever came close to defeating her? Find out in the pages of CINDERELLA: FABLES ARE FOREVER!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
“Strong female leads” are a dime a dozen in comics. They carry big guns and wear short skirts, they’re midriffs are almost always bare, they punch and pose and openly display their sexuality for the world over, and all on the premise that THESE are the characteristics we, the readers, expect from a “strong female lead.” While “Cinderella: Fables are Forever” does opt for a sexy cover-shot of our heroine clad in a tiny, red bikini, posing with her pistol ever so suggestively, it’s not to distract potential readers with an influx of hyper-sexualized cheesecake, but rather to attract those who may not otherwise give the character a chance.

This isn’t your standard Disneyland take on the fairy tale we’ve all known for as long as most of us can remember. This is, instead, a refreshing look at how beguiling and intelligent, as well as sexy, a ‘strong female lead’ should be portrayed. “Fabletown’s top spy is back…” That’s what the tag-line reads above the cover, and truth be told I’d been waiting for the continuing adventures of Cinderella since Roberson and McManus’ last six-issue mini-series, “From Fabletown with Love”. By crafting a character who’s capable of outwitting AND out-shooting her foes, as well as living a somewhat typical life as a fashionista (of sorts), the creative team has solidified Cindy as a truly likable character without imbuing her tale with atypical stereotypes and clichés.

On the hunt for a ‘Shadow’ Fabletown that exists ‘behind the Iron Curtain’ (meaning Russia) in which a whole community of Soviet fables exists, Cinderella is up to her ears in espionage action and intrigue, and she does almost all of it in a bikini. Commissioned by Beast as well as Bigby Wolf, Cindy must track down the assassin codenamed “Silver Slipper”, a woman with whom she shares a sordid past. When the identity of “Silver Slipper” is finally revealed it’s a character we’re all familiar with, even if you’ve never read a “Fables” book before, and it’s a pretty cool surprise.

Shawn McManus is very much in line with the typical “Fables”/“Jack of Fables” style. His is heavy on detail without being heavy on the line-work. He tells the story with panache while packing the panels with background and environment, but his characters appear as ageless as the tales from which they spring. He has a smooth, clean style, one that goes hand in hand with the tight story Roberson is dishing out. Honestly, I can’t think another artist as capable of making this such a likable book. McManus’ pencils have personality as well as good looks, and Roberson’s story has a great deal of heart…is it any wonder that I find myself as attracted to this book as I do? I didn’t think so.
  POWER MAN AND IRON FIST #1 (OF 5)
Writer: Fred Van Lente
Artist: Wellinton Alves
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 020911
MSRP: $3.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
Charging from the pages of SHADOWLAND comes the collector's item first ever POWER MAN & IRON FIST #1! When Danny Rand transformed his multinational corporation into a non-profit foundation, he thought he had left fighting behind - but with so many innocents wrongly convicted, the battle never ends! Their first case is Luke Cage and Danny Rand's former secretary Jennie Royce, imprisoned for a murder she didn't commit... or did she? And Iron Fist isn't fighting alone - he's got a new partner with him: Victor Alvarez, the all-new Power Man, he of the exploding punches - and exploding temper! Can Danny train his new charge well enough to face returning foil El Aguila as well as new threats Don Pagliacci, the Commedia Dell'Morte, and the beautiful, deadly Noir? That's right, Marvel's original mismatched action duo begins a new era of greatness right here!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
One of the only good things to come out of the mess that was “Shadowland” was Fred Van Lente’s “Shadowland: Power Man” limited series. It introduced the world to Victor Alvarez, the only survivor of Bullseye’s attack on Hell’s Kitchen during “Dark Reign: The List: Daredevil”, and in that limited series he became the hero-for-hire known as Power Man. Setting up a website and tracking down bad guys for money, Victor was pulled into the world of crime fighting as a means to an end, but it was the team of Iron Fist and Luke Cage that saw potential in the young man, and they opted to train him.

This latest limited series, featuring the same creative team as the previous, catches readers up on what’s been happening with Victor’s training regimen. He and Iron Fist put a whoopin’ on Don of the Dead (one of the more stereotypical caricatures as far as super villains are concerned…and a hilarious one at that!) before they dive into the mystery of the story, who killed Crime-Buster? When Danny Rand receives a phone call from a former assistant, currently spending her time in jail after being convicted of murder, he sets out to prove her innocence. This of course draws in his young protégé, who may end up biting off more than he can chew by the end of the first issue.

If Fred Van Lente has proven anything in his time at Marvel, it’s that he’s a bevy of creative energy, unwavering in his passion for the little guy. His handling of second-tier, or third, or fourth-tier characters for that matter, is without peer. When he’s able to operate outside the realm of Marvel’s creative bubble, and just do his own thing, Van Lente proves his comics are worth buying, and re-reading, every time. He hasn’t been labeled as one of Marvel’s “Architects” (or has he?!), but as he meanders just outside the creative spotlight of the main stage his ability to handle work, and handle it well, is truly admirable.

Just as impressive is Marvel maintaining their promise to keep (most) limited series to a $2.99 price tag. I almost did a spit-take when I discovered that I wouldn’t have paid $3.99 for this book, had I purchased it, and quickly subdued my shock with a clever grin. As the economic lull (that isn’t a recession) takes out a significant portion of quarterly earnings for ALL publishing companies, it’s nice to see the Big Two have begun to roll back the massive increases that we, as fans, have all had to deal with. Chalk one up for the little guys.
  WOLVERINE #5.1
Writer: Jason Aaron
Artist: Jefte Palo
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 020911
MSRP: $3.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
Special POINT ONE issue! START READING with this Point One issue! CELEBRATE the most?dangerous birthday in the Marvel Universe when Wolverine's new girlfriend invites X-Men and Avengers alike to a surprise party for?everyone's favorite mutant. Logan's birthdays has never been his?favorite time of the year, but not even he could anticipate just how bad it could get. One thing is for sure-one way or another, blood will be drawn! Thrill to this stunning beginning of a whole new era for Logan...if he can survive the night!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
Wolverine is a character that’s been around so long that a year can’t go by without celebrating his birthday. He’s one of the only characters in all of comics that gets cooler the older you make him; as such, creators tend to take a ‘stab’ at Logan’s birthday whenever possible, hoping to ‘carve’ out a little notch with their name on it. Jason Aaron, the most recent writer to make a rather jumped-the-shark character interesting again, has opted for the “Point One Initiative” and the extra ‘half’ issue that ships between “Wolverine” #5 and #6, taking what is, essentially, an Annual issue and jazzing it up a bit.

I guess Wolverine has a steady girlfriend now, one that isn’t a member of one of his many super-teams, which begs with question if he’s an active participant in the Avengers, the X-Men, X-Force, and probably the Power Pack, how does Logan have time to love the ladies?! Anyway, his girlfriend has gone the subversive route and planned a surprise party in Logan’s honor. She even managed to invite ALL of his closest friends and teammates, who all get together in their pajamas and eat cake. YAY!

Of course, this IS an issue of Wolverine, and even if it is a half-issue, meaning in placement not in size, there is expected to be a certain violent element. The Buzzard Brothers are a pair of mountain-sized cannibals that live in the Canadian wilderness and eat people and then make $#!t out of their body parts. Sick, right? I know. So when Wolverine stumbles upon one of the Buzzards and gets his ass handed to him, it’s all gotta be part of the plan, right?

The Buzzards are a visually striking pair, furred-up like early pioneers, with any number of dangling bones that have been carved into decoration or weapons. They even make guns out of peoples’ bones and the bone-guns shoot human teeth. Okay, that idea I wasn’t feeling so much, but whatever, I’m but one man. Wolverine and the Buzzards ultimately square off and as one would expect in a comic entitled “Wolverine”, well, I’ll let you figure it out.

Jefte Palo is one of my favorite under-rated artists over at Marvel right now. His “Brother Voodoo” was striking, and his work here is joyful and celebratory, yet oddly dark and disturbing. The Juxtaposition of the heroes waiting around for Logan to arrive and the cannibalistic monsters that hope to eat him displays the artist’s versatility perfectly. This is a guy, on par with those around him, who doesn’t get nearly enough work for my tastes. I’d like to see him pull a regular gig on a top-tier title, and soon. Somebody at Marvel, make that happen, yeah?
  ULTIMATE AVENGERS VS NEW ULTIMATES #1 (OF 6)
Writer: Mark Millar
Artist: Lenil Yu
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: Marvel Comics   Shipped On: 020911
MSRP: $3.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
MARVEL'S SYNOPSIS:
No synopsis given.
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
With a cover as explosive as the one plastered on “Avengers VS New Ultimates” #1, I was sure the contents contained therein were under extreme pressure, and just by opening the book I was going to get hit in the face. I saw the preview that Marvel pushed by way of extra content in the previous months’ titles; I wasn’t floored, but I know enough about the previews to only take them at face value. I knew I was going to give this book a shot even though I didn’t enjoy the last outing of Mark Millar’s “Ultimate Avengers” saga. The vampire thing was over before it started, for me, and even though there appears to be minor fallout from that mini into this one, it’s easily overlooked in favor of the bombastic nature of Millar’s writing.

‘In your face’ doesn’t really begin to describe the attitude I’ve picked up since Millar’s return to the Ultimate U. His critically acclaimed, perpetually delayed “Ultimates” may have been the line’s crowning achievement, in whose shadow all following titles are forced to stand. Jeph Loeb attempted to manipulate enough goings-on to drag the Universe into the Sun once again, but audiences everywhere provided “Ultimatum” a luke-warm reception. I get the feeling that Millar knows that, and because he knows that he’s not trying nearly as hard as he was when he still had something to prove with these characters.

There are some buzz-words that still apply, despite the author’s long absence: Super-Human Arms Race, Invasion, War, Subversion, and Family. The lingering sense of paranoia is everywhere, and the characters are more skeptical and jaded than ever before, in a way, reflecting the audience they once inspired. “We’ve seen these characters at their BEST, now show us SOMETHING ELSE!” Millar’s a smart cookie, maneuvering himself into a prime position to be an in-demand writer outside the world of comics, and in a relatively short period of time at that. By creating a buzz-word out of his own name he’s brought a certain attitude to books that former thrived on ideals, typically old, outdated ones, but ideals nonetheless.

Someone is stealing super humans. Isn’t that what it always comes down to? The New Ultimates (not even good enough to just be ‘The Ultimates’) find out that someone within S.H.I.E.L.D. is in cahoots to profit from the sale of super-soldier technology to the Russians/Chinese/North Korea, and damned if they’re going to sit around and do nothing about it. While ‘investigating’ the case they derail a freight train and encounter The Mimic, a would-be super-soldier with every one of the Ultimate’s abilities. They talk to it, reason with it, and then it dies. Oh, and then they’re told that everything is Nick Fury’s fault.

While light on actual action, Millar gets a healthy dose of exposition out of the way early on, giving everyone involved a chance to check Yu’s flexing of his artistic muscles. His characters are emotive, with stern, thoughtful faces and deep meaningful expressions. They aren’t dead-eyed drones marching about spouting catch-phrases, these are the heroes of tomorrow in the hands of an accomplished artist who’s hitting his stride in terms of his career. By hooking up with Millar, and accounting for fifty percent of the creativity behind “Superior”, Yu is setting himself up on track to cash in big in the near future, and who can blame him? The guy can pencil the crap out of a comic book, maybe it’s time he moved on to all-star status, at least, in terms of comic books.
  DC UNIVERSE ONLINE LEGENDS #1
Writers: Marv Wolfman and Tony Bedard
Artists: Howard Porter and Livesay
Reviewer: "Sweet" Dan Sweet
Publisher: DC Comics   Shipped On: 020211
MSRP: $2.99 each (15% OFF during it's 1st Week of release only at Alternate Reality!)
DC'S SYNOPSIS:
The DC event of the year begins, coinciding with the release of the wildly anticipated DCU MMO! Get ready for the ride of a lifetime with this immense, 26-issue biweekly series! Lex Luthor's obsession with destroying Superman reaches a fevered limit when he cuts the ultimate Devil's deal with Brainiac...but with the shake of a hand, has Luthor consigned humanity to genocide? Comic book legend Marv Wolfman joins fan-favorite writer Tony Bedard and artist Howard Porter to tell the ultimate DC Universe Super Hero tale of good versus evil!
SWEET DAN'S REVIEW:
This book has no soul. I know it’s only a comic book, and has no reason to possess a soul, as we like to think only humans do, but all the same a certain amount of humanity should be injected into the title via writer/artist to make me believe there is something, ANYTHING, present beneath the surface. I’ve read the first issue of DC’s online video game spin-off, unfortunately, and there’s nothing there but pages with silly illustrations on them.

By this time I shouldn’t be surprised by the money-grubbing cash grab, it’s not the first by a comic company, and it certainly won’t be the last. Just like any soulless, money-grubbing, cash grab the story contained within its pages is second to the spectacle. “Inspired by the Highly Anticipated Game!” the cover declares over an image that has NOTHING to do with what’s inside. I quickly found myself zeroed in on two words within that claim: ‘Highly’ and ‘Anticipated.’ I’m not one ‘IN’ on the video game scene, but I do know that people were looking forward to trying ‘Sim-DC’ out, but to launch a spin-off comic book series around it?! I don’t know guys.

If you’ve seen the preview, which, let’s face it, has been difficult to avoid, you should already know who bites it in the first few pages of the book. Beyond that people get dead left and right, with little rhyme or reason. Lex Luthor and friends are betrayed by the alien known as Brainiac, whose invasion of Earth will ultimately lead to its destruction, so bad guys and good guys alike must band together as a means of stopping such a colossal threat. It is pretty much “Secret Invasion” only NOT ‘secret’ and NOT set in continuity.

I can’t help but feel bad for the creators involved. I’m sure there was little inspiration behind this series, other than the check they were offered. I can’t see anyone buying this and thinking, “Y’know what, I can’t believe I almost skipped this.” In fact, the exact opposite is much, MUCH more likely, “OMG! I can’t believe I actually gave this rag a shot!” Anyway, Marv Wolfman, for better or worse, is entering Chris Claremont territory with this series; his name still carries with it a certain gravitas, but he may or may not actually have the chops to get stuff that affects the rest of the DCU. Tony Bedard hasn’t really done anything in the past that I’ve been ‘Wowed’ by, and I’m only ‘Wowed’ by how bad this is, so whatever. The art is so-so. I, honestly, don’t know what I can say about this book that hasn’t been said every time someone accidentally steps in a giant pile of $#!t?!

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